Apr 4, 2004 at 02:36:08 Shaun (shaun.madden@ekno.com) Welcome to the Roman Quay website Apr 9, 2004 at 23:21:05 wendywench69 (wendywench69@aol.com) yer cool pub .....HAPPY BIRTHDAY GUS.....X Apr 16, 2004 at 10:10:37 suzie taylor hi son,(JAKE) what new leaf? Apr 24, 2004 at 10:10:34 Karen Drunkerd Adams (stickylizard7@hotmail.com) Are you Easily Offended,No? Good,My Tip for the day is dont try and get in bed with your flat mate then scare ten bails of shit out of them, Also when you play a harmonica dont ask stupid questions like' Do i suck or blow!!!! spot the divvy, Apr 25, 2004 at 13:48:11 TOT (chezza56@aol.com) To much evidence this website must be destroyed May 2, 2004 at 12:09:22 Jake (flamminggazzelle@yahoo.co.uk) **** up your bum May 8, 2004 at 21:25:14 Jon (jon.hare1@ntlworld.com) in there most fridays allways 2 pissed 2 remember May 8, 2004 at 22:27:03 jake (flamminggazzelle@yahoo) my top tips 1.dont drink 10 stellas 2.dont go near shaun when u drink 10 stellas 3.dont go near gus when he is playing with his staple gun when u have had 10 stellas 4.dont drink 10 stellas before a round off pub golf May 8, 2004 at 22:41:02 jake (flamminggazzelle@yahoo.co.uk) my top tips vol.2 5.dont drink 2 pints of mudwater cider after drinking 10 pints of stella while playing pup golf 6.dont pull a bird after drinking 10 pints of stella cos in the morning it aint pretty(the horrer the horrer) 7.hell man dont even drink 8 stellas (ask ali about my birthday) May 10, 2004 at 09:40:48 Konrad (konrad@konradandjacob.com) konradandjacob.com I've looked through your photo albums and I'm not scared!! (much!) ;-)::I'm looking forward to seeing you next Sunday 16th May.::Cool site by the way! Jun 3, 2004 at 16:47:33 andy dungate (andrew@adungate.freeserve.co.u) its a great web site gus big bird still looks a fat bastard Jun 3, 2004 at 16:56:44 andy dungate (andrew@adungate.freeserve.co.u) its a great web site gus big bird still looks a fat bastard Jul 8, 2004 at 05:14:45 rach hey !!!! see ya soon Aug 25, 2004 at 12:58:47 stevekey (stevekey22@hotmail.com) have you seen me slippers? Sep 17, 2004 at 14:09:49 jake lucas (flamminggazzelle@yahoo.co.uk) any one seen my passport~!!!!! arhhhhhhhhh i hate you im so angry roar snarl gnash Oct 16, 2004 at 16:33:00 Karen Adams (Stickylizard7@hotmail.com) Alcohol is a terrible form of helplesness.Everyone looks fit when your wankered!! Brad pitt lookalikes? They are everywhere until you wake up with your arm around a guy and would rather chew your own arm off than wake the ugly bugger!! Welcome to the Roman Quay..... Nov 10, 2004 at 01:38:15 reidy (reid5557.yahoo.co.uk) thanks for the comment editor, you're fuc*ing dead! Nov 16, 2004 at 21:34:24 Martin O'Hare (www.ohare7878@hotmail.com) karen sicky lizard? is that u? it's me mr bo jangles! for those of you who don't know be by my name. i'm the drunk/camp one in the corner with the trilby and the bangles!::::oh the glamour! i luv my life. Nov 16, 2004 at 21:58:48 Martin O'Hare (www.ohare7878@hotmail.com) karen sticky lizard? is that u? it's me mr bo jangles! for those of you who don't know be by my name. i'm the drunk/camp one in the corner with the trilby and the bangles!::::oh the glamour! i luv my life. Dec 21, 2004 at 15:17:09 martin (www.ohare7878@hotmail.com) shaun - Why Why WHY! am i still not on the regulars section. it think i've been around enough to qualify now - don't you.::::be a darling and get it sorted! - thanks x Jan 28, 2005 at 09:03:17 zipper (zipperok@aol.com) Gertcha Gussette.Where's the Chas 'N' Dave Photos ? Send us some proper beer to us in Oz-It all tastes like koala piss Feb 6, 2005 at 15:15:55 Dave Valentine Gus, Paul, Had an excellent time yet again back at RQ whilst on my holidays.::::Thanks to you both and all the staff.::::Nobby is still a light weight and will continue to be whilst there are men around who can scoop! ::::All the best::::Dave Valentine Feb 11, 2005 at 17:58:19 Clokey N Stace Hey, lol , where are r pics? Not happy u naughty ppl :P lol Mar 6, 2005 at 00:28:53 kate (katyjayne001@hotmail.com) ..... Apr 10, 2005 at 18:42:19 WANTED (shaun@romanquay.com) Get those camera phones out and email me the pics for the Quay website. Don't forget to add some text! May 19, 2005 at 13:53:51 reidy (reidy5557@hotmail.co.uk) as a member of the pool team, i'd like to organise a fund raising night for the team so we can hire dancing girls and strippers every tuesday night for the pool team and spectators. Anyone in support of my suggestion should see me in the pub to sign my petition!ta May 28, 2005 at 11:05:18 Karen (Stickylizard7@hotmail.com) Strippers Mr Reid. yes i think strippers would be a good idea, but being the only woman on the pool team i think it would only be fair that we have more topless matches atleast that way i wont get left out. There are a few hunky men on our team and its only fair that you get your six packs out. No party sevens please.... Jun 3, 2005 at 14:30:29 Katie (kashman@kmfm.co.uk) Dearest Mr Editor Sir.. (Shaun) Please please please please please please.. as begging seemed to work for Martin, and you now have a few pics of our loverly selves, could we go on the regulars list??::::Thankyou very much, and goodnight::::Katie, Vicki & Laura::xxxxxxx Jun 5, 2005 at 10:34:21 tracie (traciepitcairn@tiscali.co.uk) great friendly pub,can always walk in to alone but have loads of warm welcomes Jun 6, 2005 at 00:45:46 simone (simone120uk@hotmail.com) hello people i love u all Jun 9, 2005 at 13:30:13 Vicki (vicki120uk@hotmail.co.uk) Hello everybody! ::Shamone mother fucker!::Peace!::-x-x-x-x- Jun 9, 2005 at 15:32:37 Katie (kashman@kmfm.co.uk) Dearest Mr Editor Sir, Thanks awfully for putting us on the list - my world is now a better place.. Jun 12, 2005 at 19:48:25 DaveValentine Cant wait, 5 weeks and not counting, cold beer, good company and freedom. Porky fancy a beer on the 16th July, will be in town warn Ronny off and two sizes fits all, Nobby Clake, Adios Amigo DV Jun 16, 2005 at 04:36:51 Jesus (stevekey22@hotmail.com) Firstly i'd like to thank shaun for the fantastic contribution to the archives im so happy you managed to get your hands on the cricket do ones with my girly hair, secondly, i think its only fair that i complain to KMFM they clearly havent got enough work for you to do have they katie? Thirdly, youll all be happy to know that my Cyphillis has gone now so im open to suggestions....::Take care all Jun 23, 2005 at 14:17:16 Katie (kashman@kmfm.co.uk) I'll have you know Steve/Dave that I am very busy and important, it is infact part of my job description to keep myself informed of a clients marketing methods... Anyway, must dash - it's time to put the kettle on. Jun 25, 2005 at 20:51:38 reidy (reidy5557@hotmail.co.uk) hi everyone, no i'm not dead or prison. i got out thursday! nor am i awol or on the run for murder! see you next week!::we are qpr! Jul 3, 2005 at 20:04:08 vicky jones (vicky120uk@hotmail.co.uk) i think simone is the best bar maid ever she is so cool and yummy.. ade smells of poo. ha ha ha ha Jul 4, 2005 at 16:22:19 Vicki (vicki120uk@hotmail.co.uk) I would just like to point out that i did NOT put that last message it was Simone. I would like to say that Simone smells of poo and Ade is yummy and i love him lots and lots! Jul 5, 2005 at 15:51:51 Vicki (vicki120uk@hotmail.co.uk) KATIE Happy 27th Birthday Katie! Jul 6, 2005 at 09:51:20 Katie (kashman@kmfm.co.uk) Ah thanks Vics! Just want to say thanks to all for a fab birthday night.. but was the paddle really a good idea??? oh dear.. xx Jul 6, 2005 at 17:51:26 JESUS (stevekey22@hotmail.com) Of course it was, just like going camping after work with john uden, jonny mac and eilis. Doh! Cracking fire boys ray meirs would have been proud Jul 11, 2005 at 12:18:54 Katie (kashman@kmfm.co.uk) Ok, I shall take your word for it oh holy one.. Camping eh? Ah there's been many a person who's gone home after a night at the Quay and played tents. Ehem. Aug 1, 2005 at 14:09:48 mark gammon (crazy_pom@hotmail.com) hi everyone at the quay..missing you all..if only it wasnt so good here in brissie...be back for a visit xmas next yr so see you all then Aug 17, 2005 at 07:44:58 jonny mac hi eveyone ,sitting here in sunny cairns oz dreaming about a nice cold pint in the quay (without the spit porkie ) Aug 17, 2005 at 12:34:37 susan/martin (ohare7878@hotmail.com) oh hi jonny mac. thatnks for saying bye! - not!. xx lol only joking darling. hope it's fab and we miss u loads!::::p.s can u confirm a rumour for me? did john uden really hump your leg at the airport?! sonds like the uden we all know and luv/ worry bout rather alont. oh and whilst i'm here katie. if your reading this get back to owrk you have a sales target to meet! - honestly - u just can't get the staff these days!::::xx Aug 17, 2005 at 14:34:03 Katie (kashman@kmfm.co.uk) Oh my god Martin, you know me worryingly well.. I haven't been on since my last message, honest! Seroiusly though.. that is wierd - I'm now rather worried and in need of a lay down. Aug 18, 2005 at 02:56:32 jonny mac yeah he did hump my leg i loved it every second Aug 18, 2005 at 11:25:36 susan/martin (ohare7878@hotmai.com) i bet u did u dirty slut! ha ha::::oh btw katie ashman if ur reading this. those balls and sauce were fan dabby dozy!. ::::cor i'm guunna have daydreams but ur saucy balls for AGES! ha ha.::::this is extra funny coz only me and katie know what i'm on about. ::::rest of u will have to keep wandering!::::oh and vicky hun can u let me know ur e-mail addy?::::ta:: Aug 18, 2005 at 19:10:54 Vicki (vicki120uk@hotmail.co.uk) Hi Martin my email address is as above. Also if anyone wants to know ade's its bigballbag@hotmail.co.uk. Aug 18, 2005 at 19:15:10 Vicki & Ade (vicki120uk@hotmail.co.uk) Hi John,::We just want to say we miss you lots and the pub is not the same without you.::::Lots of hugs and kisses.::Ade & Vicki Aug 22, 2005 at 07:13:57 jonny mac cheers ade and vic can you tell ade i miss his funny little beard one day hel be able to grow a real one Aug 26, 2005 at 16:48:26 Katie (kashman@kmfm.co.uk) Yes I have to admit my saucey balls are a winner - and have now been enjoyed by Vicki, Laura and Gems too. Still, gave them something to get their mouths around! Johnny Boy - the bar is not the same. I have three words for you; wibbley, wobbley, sausage. :-P Sep 2, 2005 at 14:42:46 Cat Stevens (Stevekey22@hotmail.com) Hi Guys just took a quick moment out from getting my arse fucked to let you know im having fun. Say hello to everyone in the pub for me, and tell john uden i love him.Missing the karoke porky, look forward to catching up sometime soon. Take care all xx Sep 9, 2005 at 13:12:56 laura (laura.acarnley@dover.gov.uk) thought i'd share..::#we wish you a merry christmas (inc. rest of song here to appropriatly jolly tune)(or not, maybe you hear it with a more reggae twist?whatever)# this horrid ick song will not leave my brain, cannot save self, at best i skip to either 'little st nick#'or 'the twelve days of fucking christmas.::why...?!*!?::p.s am goverment agent, thus dodgy email. Sep 9, 2005 at 13:21:34 laura (laura.acarnley@dover.gov.co.uk) oh, katie i'm your cousin and i don't i should share your balls anymore since it seems slightly less wholesome now. ask steve? Sep 10, 2005 at 15:08:06 martin/susan (ohare7878@hotmail.com) ok can we not talk bout steves saucy balls! am feeling a little fragile in anticipation of tonights party. (fancy dress steve darling shame ur not here.)::::am doing frank from the rocky horror. do hope the suspender belt fits! honestly it is al ittle worrying.::::still as they say in little britain. "we soldier on margret!" toodles.::::steve i'l leeve u to consider the idea of me in a basque and fishnet tights?::::all together now "in the navy!..............." Sep 10, 2005 at 15:08:21 martin/susan (ohare7878@hotmail.com) ok can we not talk bout steves saucy balls! am feeling a little fragile in anticipation of tonights party. (fancy dress steve darling shame ur not here.)::::am doing frank from the rocky horror. do hope the suspender belt fits! honestly it is al ittle worrying.::::still as they say in little britain. "we soldier on margret!" toodles.::::steve i'l leeve u to consider the idea of me in a basque and fishnet tights?::::all together now "in the navy!..............." Sep 10, 2005 at 15:08:24 martin/susan (ohare7878@hotmail.com) ok can we not talk bout steves saucy balls! am feeling a little fragile in anticipation of tonights party. (fancy dress steve darling shame ur not here.)::::am doing frank from the rocky horror. do hope the suspender belt fits! honestly it is al ittle worrying.::::still as they say in little britain. "we soldier on margret!" toodles.::::steve i'l leeve u to consider the idea of me in a basque and fishnet tights?::::all together now "in the navy!..............." Sep 10, 2005 at 15:08:31 martin/susan (ohare7878@hotmail.com) ok can we not talk bout steves saucy balls! am feeling a little fragile in anticipation of tonights party. (fancy dress steve darling shame ur not here.)::::am doing frank from the rocky horror. do hope the suspender belt fits! honestly it is al ittle worrying.::::still as they say in little britain. "we soldier on margret!" toodles.::::steve i'l leeve u to consider the idea of me in a basque and fishnet tights?::::all together now "in the navy!..............." Sep 10, 2005 at 15:08:32 martin/susan (ohare7878@hotmail.com) ok can we not talk bout steves saucy balls! am feeling a little fragile in anticipation of tonights party. (fancy dress steve darling shame ur not here.)::::am doing frank from the rocky horror. do hope the suspender belt fits! honestly it is al ittle worrying.::::still as they say in little britain. "we soldier on margret!" toodles.::::steve i'l leeve u to consider the idea of me in a basque and fishnet tights?::::all together now "in the navy!..............." Sep 10, 2005 at 15:08:41 martin/susan (ohare7878@hotmail.com) ok can we not talk bout steves saucy balls! am feeling a little fragile in anticipation of tonights party. (fancy dress steve darling shame ur not here.)::::am doing frank from the rocky horror. do hope the suspender belt fits! honestly it is al ittle worrying.::::still as they say in little britain. "we soldier on margret!" toodles.::::steve i'l leeve u to consider the idea of me in a basque and fishnet tights?::::all together now "in the navy!..............." Sep 10, 2005 at 15:10:34 susan/martin oh fuck. i seem to have made a mistake and it's here in multiples! :: shaun darling . sort i t out! Sep 11, 2005 at 10:31:46 Vicki (vicki120uk@hotmail.co.uk) Everyone!!!::John Mac is home!!!!!!::Whooo! Sep 12, 2005 at 21:03:49 Cat Stevens (stevekey22@hotmail.com) Hello Big Jonny Mac how you doing, did you have a good time?::Shame i cant be there to be drinking with you which no doubt you are at this precise moment. Missing you all, just finished my rifle training so watch out cos ill shoot ya'll in the heed. Hope your all enjoying your beers, havent had one in nearly three weeks and i think its all out of my system now so i'm gonna be pissed on two beers when i pass out. Take care i'm off to iron me socks xxx Sep 15, 2005 at 19:21:26 susan/martin (ohare7878@hotmail.com) oh i love steve. he's guna make sum one a luvely house wife. - bless.:::: jonny mac is back! whoo!::::::but he seems to have forgotten his tan? did they repremnd it in customs?::::answers on a post card.::::roman queer, stembrook, dover the world the universe.::::lol:: see you all soon.::::am moving to canters on he 30th so the roman queer will be much quiter/less camp!::::toodles kids.:: Sep 18, 2005 at 11:48:42 Wardy/ Fr. Maguire (portcullis1@aol.com) Nice to see Steve's leaving do pics at last and to see Johnny Mac last night for a pint! I thought you were gone for a lot longer than a few weeks? Aussies kick you out? Morning! Sep 20, 2005 at 13:44:47 Katie (kashman@kmfm.co.uk) Had a very bizarre dream about the moomins last night.. remember them? twas v scary and I blame the painkillers. Oh yes by the way thanks for all your sympathy everyone on Saturday night - telling me I looked stoned. I was ill damn it! Just remember that when when you want sympathy from me! (Naha, so look sharp and think on). Bastards.. xx Sep 20, 2005 at 17:09:14 susan/martin (ohare7878@hotmail.com) katie did not look stoned? did she?::::well if she did, that's ok coz my poor poppet was in lots o pain. more sympathy kids please. ::::oh btw 10 days till i move to canters! - yay!!!!!::::ur missing me all ready i know it. oh and where the fuck is porkie? is he back soon i miss seeing him behind the bar camping it up behind the bar with a g+t!::::love to u all.::::xxxxxxxxxxxxx Sep 20, 2005 at 20:26:46 Shaun Susan, don't forget to bring back my stars tapes that you borrowed ages ago!!! Sep 21, 2005 at 13:07:19 Cat Stevens (Stevekey22@hotmail.com) Hi Guys, just done a 25k walk across Dartmoor and now im doing Seamanship, thats where we learn about the Rum,Bum and Baccie.::Hope everyone is okay, i pass out in two weeks so ill let you know the date and stuff soon. take care all Sep 29, 2005 at 13:59:52 Katie (kashman@kmfm.co.uk) Pass out in 2 weeks Steve? Some of us do that every Saturday! And everyone else I hope you're all in the Quay this Friday (30/09/05) as Martin moves tomorrow and wont be gracing us with his presence so often. Apparently he doesn't want a paddle.. Sprocket anyone? xx Sep 30, 2005 at 10:44:45 laura (laura.acarnley@dover.gov.uk) Some people stand in the darkness::Afraid to step into the light::Some people need to help somebody::When the edge of surrender's in sight::::Don't you worry::It's gonna be alright::Cause I'm always ready::I won't let you out of my sight.::::I'll be ready ::I'll be ready::Never you fear ::No don't you fear::I'll be ready ::Forever and always::I'm always here.::::In us we all have the power::But sometimes it's so hard to see::And instinct is stronger than reason::It's just human nature to me::::Don't you worry::Its gonna be alright::Cause I'm always ready::I won't let you out of my sight.::::I'll be ready ::I'll be ready::Never you fear ::No don’t you fear::I'll be ready ::Forever and always::I'm always here.::::(Instrumental)::::Cause I'm always ready::I won't let you out of my sight::::I'll be ready ::I'll be ready::Never you fear ::No don't you fear::I'll be ready::Forever and always::I'm always here.::::Forever and always::I'm always here. ::yay! Sep 30, 2005 at 11:16:47 Katie (kashman@kmfm.co.uk) Ok, she's my cousin and I love her dearly. But Laura, the theme to Baywatch?? Excuse me, I'm going to find a darkened room in which to dwell. Sep 30, 2005 at 16:52:23 Cat Stevens (Stevekey22@hotmail.com) I pass out on Friday, all welcome just e-mail me and let me know if you wanna come. Love you all Oct 4, 2005 at 12:31:49 martin/susan (ohare7878@hotmail.com) helo my darlings. steve all this seamenship (chucking to self in manner of 5 year lod who just said rude word as is pleased with self) and passing out! (double lol) oh ah it's not a seamens life for me i'm afraid. - no laughing! to em what's the word?..................ENERGETIC! walking across the moors with heavy bags?! dear god fuck that for a game of soliders. have the navy never heard of car? - oh come on even i thought of that!::::katie kins and co ta for ur marvelous company on friday, missing you already! but never fear am back at the wknd, (wedding). i would say i miss the quay. it's the right thing to do. but i went out in the west bar in canters last night. a gathering place for us non hetro's. woo woo cocktails til 2pm! and on a weekday! SCANDALOUS I KNOW! all this deboughtury - i LOVE IT! ::::TOODLES KIDS::X Oct 6, 2005 at 15:45:15 Shaun (shaun@romanquay.com) Laura, thanks for your fantastic contribution to the website! ::::Katie, I'm a bit worried that you actually knew the lyrics were baywatch!! ::::Susan, you still haven't returned the 'stars' tapes?::::Think thats my bit for the day... Oct 6, 2005 at 16:00:42 susan/martin (ohare7878@hotmail.com) sean darling. am in canters at uni at the mo, so hav't graced the roman queer with precents as of yet this week. will pop them in at the weekend darling. promise.::::hope all is good in the quay. will try and pop in friday nite if i can. bye guys.:: Oct 7, 2005 at 14:16:24 Katie (kashman@kmfm.co.uk) Now look here Mr Editor person.. it's my job to know these things! Honest!! American soft rock is my fortay.. Along with the fine musical talents of The Waterboys. "I saw a comet, you saw the whole of the moon.." instrumental solo.. all together now!! Oct 7, 2005 at 14:17:19 Katie (kashman@kmfm.co.uk) Or was that the cresent?? Doh.. Oct 7, 2005 at 16:59:42 laura (laura.acarnley@dover.gov.uk) Waterboys::» The Whole Of The Moon::::(Mike Scott)::I pictured a rainbow::you held it in your hands::I had flashes::but you saw the plan::I wandered out in the world for years::while you just stayed in your room::I saw the crescent::you saw the whole of the moon::you were there in the turnstiles::with the wind at your heels::you stretched for the starts::and you know how it feels::to reach too high::too far::too soon::you saw the whole of the moon::I was grounded::while you filled the skies::I was dumbfounded by truth::you cut through lies::I saw the rain dirty valley::you saw Brigadoon::I saw the crescent::you saw the whole of the moon::I spoke about wings::you just flew::I wondered I guessed and I tried::you just knew::I sighed::...but you swooned!::I saw the crescent::you saw the whole of the moon::with a torch in your pocket::and the wind at your heels::you climbed on the ladder::and you know how it feels::to get too high::too far too soon::you saw the whole of the moon::the whole of the moon!::Unicorns and cannonballs::palaces and piers::trumpets towers and tenements::wide oceans full of tears::flags rags ferryboats::scimitars and scarves::every precious dream and vision::underneath the stars::you climbed on the ladder::with the wind in your sails::you came like comet::blazing your trail::too high too far too soon::you saw the whole of the moon::x Oct 7, 2005 at 17:03:01 laura (laura.acarnley@dover.gov.uk) 'flags rags ferryboats scimitars and scarves every precious dream and vision' ::katie honey, er, where is the what if the what is in why, really.... Oct 9, 2005 at 13:55:58 totty (Ziptot82@aol.co.uk) Nice to see my little bro Susan has been waffling on as usual, aint seen the web site for a while but now me n chez r on line! my bday on the 16th oct (sun) will be having a few largers come down n get pissed guys x x Oct 15, 2005 at 22:58:17 Wardy/Fr Maguire (portcullis1@btinternet.com) Hello to you all from sunny San Jose! It's in the 80's here and I'm busy doing fuck all apart from a bit of golf, some fishing and getting pissed with my mate. Hope to see you all next week. May the Lord forgive you all your sins over the forthcoming weekend. Amen. Oct 17, 2005 at 21:36:05 Steve Key Whose boobies are they on the web site, theyre lovely.::I wanna rub my face in em and go brrrrrrrrrrrr! Oct 18, 2005 at 13:58:54 martin/susan (ohare7878@hotmaill.com) dear god u hetros are disgusting sometimes! ............................................eeeeeeeew!::::and oh MY GOD tot was soooooooooooo drunk on sunday bless her cottons.::::a good time was had by all i think. and katie was LOVING IT i seem to remember. ;-) Oct 19, 2005 at 14:10:03 Katie (kashman@kmfm.co.uk) You know I think of my dear friend Martin and wonder.. is really NOTHING sacred anymore!!!!! I wasn't "loving" anything either - just enjoying stimulating conversation is all! lol xx Oct 19, 2005 at 17:25:27 martin/susan oh shut up katie. you LVOE IT! (double ha ha!):: Oct 24, 2005 at 17:08:32 laura well hello monday morning,::so glad to see you,::it's not like i have anything better to do than spend your first few hours,::those covered in a bleak cloud of fog sprinkled with circling seagulls and doom,::pulling myself out of bed only to collapse in the bath - falling asleep whilst submerged in some foamy whoozy water, apparently not good for you...-only to stumble and break myself on every availiable piece of furniture, its like it knows where my feet are attemptting to navigate, and, whilst my eyes are busy trying to open through the unholy amount of sleep that one wouldn't assume one my size would be able to produce in the evil 3 hours of sleep that i stole, my body apparently convinced that it Oct 24, 2005 at 17:10:44 laura was some saturday morning and it had stuff to do, i swear it positioned itself in my way, then -just as the blood drains from my face and i register the pain and addition of a purple toe/foot/elbow to Oct 24, 2005 at 17:13:48 laura i resign myself to a life of structural abuse, haunted by sniggers from a sneaky ironing board and gloating door frames, leave for work and get splashed by a car .::so yeah. heres to monday.:: Oct 24, 2005 at 19:56:21 Shaun (shaun@romanquay.com) Steve, those boobs belong to Karen and I think I still have the original photo - yours for a decent price? Anyway you must have seen them in real life come to think of it???? Oct 25, 2005 at 14:43:57 martin/susan shaun mate di u get those tapes?::::i dropped them in last week btw. speak soon. p.s laura i feel u pain mate. r u doign dance to france this friday? what are you dressign as?:: Oct 26, 2005 at 12:08:41 laura car crash victim - with seatbelt- or creature from blue lagoon - mud mask in hair /seaweed etc- you? Oct 26, 2005 at 16:43:34 martin/susan i'm doing a kind of french mime artist, mr celophane/ mad from dresden dolls look. need to buy bowler hat tho. Oct 27, 2005 at 12:15:34 laura i wanna see you as the joker! or a bowie a la lab'rinth or starman?? where d'you find bowler? party shoppe? oh loved the diary, um, shud probably start just mailin your address,so bored.... Oct 30, 2005 at 13:37:09 Porkie HOGBEN (juliebrodie@ntlworld.com) I think I'm the best and most abusive barman in the UK Oct 31, 2005 at 16:44:10 susan so do we porkie1 and we love you for it!::::xx::::happy halloween to all. Nov 1, 2005 at 13:11:49 Katie (kashman@kmfm.co.uk) Ok, so am sitting at my desk pondering how I am going to get to Folkestone for a meeting that I've just missed my lift to.. The knowledge of my company car teases me from head office, (don't know much but it's blue and has a cd player - yay!)waiting for me to whisk it back to the sanctury of my road when I eventually PASS MY #@*!ING TEST!!! So.. WANTED. Driving Instructor. Patient. Cheap (well, free..). Calm. Must have own car. Duel controls not essential as can drive(ish). Any takers?? xx Nov 2, 2005 at 14:13:21 laura fantastic grr::argh::bleurgh::ra.:: Nov 7, 2005 at 13:56:03 martin/susan (ohare7878@hotmail.com) hello gang, just a note to put up an open invite to my art exhibtion party.::it's at the georges house gallery, old high street folkestone, this friday nite (11th) form 7.30pm. hope to see as many of you there as possable, small buffet and a glass of something nice if you fancy also. hope evryone is well. see you then hopefully.::::xx::p.s email me if u need more info. or ring me on 07732433982. Nov 12, 2005 at 16:45:03 tot x x (ziptot82@aol.co.uk) alright people! hows it going? little bro (susan) done well in his exibition! loving that! England just beat the ozzy's in the rugby all is good x x x Nov 13, 2005 at 23:26:25 Shaun What a day, beat both the Ozzy's and Argie's..........!!!!!!!!!!!! Nov 16, 2005 at 13:21:19 TOTTY (ziptot82@aol.com) Thats right mate don't get much better than that! Nov 21, 2005 at 10:30:09 laura - this is the ( last time i admit it) wHY O WHY DO I HAVE TO do all my work ?::why can't i just stretch it out?::so bored!!!!::i may just go outside and chain smaoke for the next 7 hours, be about as productive as i'm gonna have oppertunity to be at this rate, the sense of frustration is killing me and i can't even attempt to seduce cute worker man ::cuz he at college!::grrrrrrrrrr::raaa!::bloody things stuff and poo,::love ya!:::D::will be attending psychopaths reunited shortly promise, the hacksaws feeling lonely without the obligatory blood dripping over its handle/blade::[the lack of anything challenging to do other than exploring the depths of my psyche is both morally disturbing and nationally wrong, 9 to 5 office workers should::UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES::be left on their own long enough to start thinking,::it/this should NOT BE HAPPENING!!::i'll start getting ideas next on how i can progress, or worse,::DO SOMETHING WITH MY LIFE::but then, just as that awesome spark is ignited, a dream tickled by possibility and ::*shock utter horror horror*::foward planning,::some bitch comes at you with a pile of paperwork::*pop*the flat deadening stamp that says::don't even get up, ::switch that brain off and process,::and thef feeling of hope becomes a twinge you get before you subconciously force it back by force feeding yourself images of jayne @plse just shoot her! ' middlemiss and her cellulite, practically searing the pages in the hope that one day soon you'll care.:: Nov 23, 2005 at 16:37:11 Katie (kashman@kmfm.co.uk) Ehem.. I'm worn out reading that one! Laura oh marvelous cousin of mine - damn you for making me think! On a lighter note - as a famous woman once said - "there's nothing quite so funny as a wobbley sausage." xx Nov 23, 2005 at 19:54:16 stevekey (stevekey22@hotmail.com) Cat Stevens is home on the 16th dec brace yourself for a beer fuelled christmas!!!!! Nov 27, 2005 at 17:58:44 martin omg. the bitch is incoming! dear god!looking forward to seeing u stevey darling. promise me a big hug and a garantee that you havn't caught the bug thst all the other males in dove have. oh and a sing song obv.::speak soon matey. x Dec 2, 2005 at 15:25:41 Ben Levy (carcrashben@yahoo) This pub makes me horney & wet!!!! ::If i didnt have the quay id kill myself. Dec 6, 2005 at 13:38:58 Katie (kashman@kmfm.co.uk) It appears that I'm back at work again.. not sure how it happened but am contemplating this while sat at my desk troughing my way through a packet of Milky Way Cake Bars. There has to be more to it all than this!! So it's time for a change, I'll do anything for £20K a year and a company pension scheme. xx Dec 9, 2005 at 23:50:33 martin/mofty/susan (ohare7878@hotmail.com) oh she's SO demure!::::the previous message translates to this - "wanted, suga daddy wanted for a bubbly/busty bird. eligable men (or busty women)will have a large wallet and a large.........actually we won't go there, must love drinking and a descent snog/rudies. come on guys step right up for this once in a lifetime(-well is) opertunity.::::ta or the only person she'll have to song come new years eve will be me!::::oh fuck it i might as well advertise myself wgilst i'm here.::::wanted nice man (18-25) cute, big wallet and large..........(again i'll stop there) own car and own house preferable and someone to steal ciggies (menthol)/drinks from.::::any takers? Dec 12, 2005 at 12:56:40 Katie (kashman@kmfm.co.uk) Erm.. all I can do is tut.. So Martin O'Hare I tut in your general direction. Prepare to be emotionally black mailed til at least the end of Feb. HURRUMPH. Dec 16, 2005 at 18:36:58 mayonnaise (zweebob@aol.com) i'm of the opinion that gumbo and hi9s staff r fucking superb and make every dude and dudess welcome regardless of the current environment. love u gumbo Dec 19, 2005 at 10:37:44 Katie (kashman@kmfm.co.uk) Can I just say how bloody superb it was to see the delectable Mr Steve Key back where he belongs on Saturday night! And that those new Baileys in the chocolate cup things are very scrummy.. thank you and goodnight. xx Dec 19, 2005 at 17:33:48 TOTTY FUCKING LOVE YOU GUMBO! Dec 20, 2005 at 21:10:58 susan/martin i'm sorry. am i missing sumthing.::::who the hell is gumbo? Jan 1, 2006 at 16:18:41 simone viccccccckkkkkkkkkkyyyyyyy i love you i wana lick ur nips leave ade 4 me please. i looooooovvvvveeeee yooooouuu Jan 1, 2006 at 16:32:44 simone (simone120uk@hotmail.com) hello people just fort i wood mention my birthday is on the 14th of january and ill be 21. woo hoo. all presents excepted. oh and i better mention that nats bday is on the 22nd of march an she also will be 21. dont bother with presents, mines more important cos im the best hee hee hee only joking. love you all. Jan 9, 2006 at 13:52:18 vicki (vicky.jones@vpivet-maisondieu.) simone i love you too but it's never going to work we have men keeping an eye on us now not like it was when we lived together, sneaking off to the cupboard for a quickie was so good. My love i will miss your loving but it must be this way. Jan 9, 2006 at 17:27:15 mofty/susan/martin?? (ohare7878@hotmail.com) my god the girls are well randy! comeon boys u have competition is seems! can i just take a moment to say how friggin fab chas 'n' dave were. well done boys. we aprove highly! oh and b4 simone has her birthday it is in fact mine before hand. so i am infact more imprtant than both the bar wenches sim and nats. mine is on the 10th of feb and all are invited for beer and much jolity. can sumone tel srub i want a disco put on please? ta. i want on presents i am far to humble an lowly to accept them. just buy me a beer or sing me a song or sumthing else as nice and poetic as that!::::is that all for now. must go am very busy and important. toodles. Jan 25, 2006 at 15:12:50 susan/martin/mofty/ (ohare7878@hotmail.com) hello gang. ok as i said it's my birthday on friday 10th Feb. there will be a disco in the quay. (ta shrub. x) all welcome. from about 7.30-8.00ish (pm!) tho i'm saying this now i flat REFUSE to do a paddle. hope to see you there. spread the word to those regulars without net acces. (posters will be going up soon i expect.) hope to see you all there. Jan 25, 2006 at 15:12:58 susan/martin/mofty/ (ohare7878@hotmail.com) hello gang. ok as i said it's my birthday on friday 10th Feb. there will be a disco in the quay. (ta shrub. x) all welcome. from about 7.30-8.00ish (pm!) tho i'm saying this now i flat REFUSE to do a paddle. hope to see you there. spread the word to those regulars without net acces. (posters will be going up soon i expect.) hope to see you all there. Feb 3, 2006 at 14:08:54 TOTTY New photos are FAB! Thanks Mr Editor x:: Feb 6, 2006 at 01:36:14 Shrub (craig@collinsfamily901.wanadoo) Who let susan near the website! Pink for f**k sake! Sort it out Shaun! Feb 7, 2006 at 13:26:10 simone its red u dumb arse....... Feb 12, 2006 at 23:21:13 susan/martin dear god this colour is rank. it's not red and def not pink (i know what pink looks like and believe me THIS aint it!::::and you cannot see the writing. ta to evryone who came to my birthday do. and to those who didn't make it you missed a great nite and should be sorry! Feb 13, 2006 at 11:23:48 Katie (kashman@kmfm.co.uk) Heeeeeellloooo..::Erm, just wanted to ask if anyone took pics at Martin's bash on Fri? If you did can you let me or Martin know? Cos the one's in our party camera haven't come out at all.. sob (I would just like to point out that this has nothing to do with me being trollied, and is the cameras fault clearly.. honest!). Anyway, so to anyone that does have pics - we would be most grateful! xx Feb 14, 2006 at 00:15:53 RACHEL & SIMONE (RACHEL_3022@HOTMAIL.COM) WE ARE HAVING AN ANN SUMMERS PARTY ON FRIDAY THE 3RD OFF MARCH UPSTAIRS ABOVE THE PUB. ALL GIRLS WELCOME ASK SIMONEB BEHIND THE BAR FOR MRE INFO IF YOU WANA COME. Feb 25, 2006 at 09:20:18 Sailor Steve (stevekey22@hotmail.com) Hello Everbody! Can i buy a ticket to the Ann Summers night please ive got my eye on a pocket rocket! Feb 27, 2006 at 18:35:50 rachel & simone the annsummers doo starts at 8. we have made a punch for everyone. but if u dont want any of that just bring your own... thankyou.. see you all friay 3rd march...not long now., xxxxxxxxxx Mar 4, 2006 at 22:13:00 nathan http://www.ladsbehav needs more tits Mar 6, 2006 at 21:29:40 Shaun (shaun@romanquay.com) www.romanquay.com Hi Simone and Rachel, hope the decorating is nearly finished! How was the Ann Summers party? - any photos for the website?!? See you in April.... Mar 7, 2006 at 13:03:31 martin/susan ah shaun. r u moving back in. horray we missed ya fella! will def get all my stuff sorted out over easter for my website so you can help me with that. speak soon. Mar 13, 2006 at 18:49:32 vicki (vicki120uk@hotmail.co.uk) martin shaun moved back in about a month ago. x Mar 14, 2006 at 16:32:37 martin/susan how would i know that vic. i don't live in dover hardly ever anymore! lol::big hugs huny bunch.::::xxx Mar 19, 2006 at 21:59:54 simone an rachel hi shaun... errrrm the decoratings going great. eeeerm it looks so good. rachels killed ya plants, she farted on them. ha ha ha. the cling film has cum off in the kitchen so its freezin in there agen but we fort we will leave it 4 u to do. hee hee. ive nicked ur tv an sold it on ebay. hope ur havin a good time over there me an rachel r gonna cum ova an be ur cleaners. weve just got our maids outfit thru the post so we will b in paris soon. c ya soon love simone an rachel-poo pants. xx Mar 19, 2006 at 22:39:27 Shaun Hey Simone, i love it here in Paris, but if you are in your maids outfits - i'm looking forward to getting back!!! PS any pics? For the website of course...will boost the rankings a bit!x Mar 21, 2006 at 21:24:53 vicki (vicki120uk@hotmail.co.uk) martin shaun moved back in about a month ago. x Mar 22, 2006 at 16:27:17 loopy loo hmm, is using alcohol as an exotic sleep inducer wrong? i figure its actually good because a)makes dreams more exciting - see night of 21.03, if dr covak is, well, s'll good..::b) tastes nicer than water and pill::c)colour is indicator of actually flavour opposed to result of bored scientific minds...'i wanted to create a cure for aids not insommia for fucks sake.. i'll make it green..yeah..that'll learn'em..', ok but ...well i doubt you get my point but if you read between lines you'll see a) i'm bored::b) i'm sleep deprived & c) i'm overusing alphabetical bullet points. also possibly d) not funny but i'm nearly e) to drunk to care. uplifting isn't it? Mar 23, 2006 at 17:20:17 susan/martin but who is loopy lou? i'll take a wild stab in the dar and say laura? is that just waht i think or will someone else second the motion?::::lol Mar 23, 2006 at 22:37:14 Shaun Yes Susan, Loopy Lou is indeed Laura Mar 24, 2006 at 15:40:16 Loopy Lou hmm, well there isn't a prize but you are very clever, less so maybe shaun because it was written under 'real name' on registering page. will stick with alias because i like it. oh and yay for being first person non fictious for writing blog, martin, is as much fun as other things that are that fun....(can't think of actual examples..ooh i can!...no,lied, really can't, any suggestions?) Mar 27, 2006 at 14:34:47 Steve Key (Stevekey22@hotmail.com) A Pnematic Dildo? Mar 28, 2006 at 01:31:47 laura right, so you mean pneumatic as in the drill? are you sure thats classified as fun and not, horrid-horrid-clockwork-orange-type-nastiness?? or pink rubbery two man apperatus of the like that the chuckle brothers would use on their missuses 'to you to me', please expand as have been pondering mechanics of it off & on all day {imagine scutters from red dwarf...} righto! hope seafaring fares well & plse come home soonish ao we can see your lovely smile. Mar 30, 2006 at 14:25:32 susan to shrub. can't see ur email addy so am leving this on here for you.::::i know i havn't apid you for my birthday (which u were a brilliant dj!) i just havn't seen you in the pub latley that's all. don't be mad. you know i'm good for it will def get it to you soon.::mwa! Apr 5, 2006 at 15:39:46 susan/martin god this blog thing is really weird. my msg's are not going in.::is it just me or does anyone else think it's pointless aswell? Apr 6, 2006 at 19:34:14 Steve Key (stevekey22@hotmail.com) Dont ponder too muck on the mechanics, perhaps it was purely metaphorical, i could have used the image to symbolise some deeply profound intangable suggestion that may or may not have been there in the first place...::But i didnt, i just meant a big thrusting dildo.::In response to your call for me to come home,(fanfare...) i shall be coming back to Dover for a couple of weeks at the end of this month. Mwah x Apr 7, 2006 at 11:25:12 Totty (ziptot82@aol.com) OMG what is going on! This blog thing is strange may need some help with it. Not v good with bloddy computers.::Can i say a big WELL DONE to Steve Elvy and his band for a fantastic gig on sunday. OH and well done to the Nelson for winning the pram race.ha ha bye people x Apr 14, 2006 at 13:04:04 susan/martin shrun there is a cheque for you in the quay behind the bar. love martin. xxxxxx Jun 18, 2006 at 02:25:44 simone hello everyone, im bored an cant believe i am still up. but just thought i would say hi 2 all an love u all loads. lol..